island reconnaissance

deployed at long island. Whitsundays. Mission: to contemplate, look at water and drink from coconuts and play "what a wonderful world" at a wedding. Real mission: to locate and secure the jellyfish simulator. I consulted the mission safety handbook on numerous occaisions.Waiting 45 mins for breakfast in airley beach prompted me to learn a new language. I learned klingon. After fighting the crustated squid crab people for hrs every night I finally got my hands on the jellyfish simulator and started making real use of my time by looking at things I thought other people were going to look at. I made a hammock out of my guitar strings and rested after the mission.