I am starting a passage to India. A mission to attend the art of living 25 yr celebrations including meditation, yoga and breathing techniques. I will be staying undercover in an ashram attending a concert by a 3000 strong orchestra. By night i must locate the man known as the "flaming peacock". He is responsible for many actions that have been thought of as irresponsible and has been spotted delivering secret information in the form of shapes and messages formed on poppadums. He is also a master of sending smoke signals from the steam that comes off curries. I must seek and locate the flaming peacock and secure the cobra simulator and bring it back to Centennial park. At other times i must attend the breathing course at art of living and buy some ashram pajamas. I hear you can also buy asram slippers to go with the pajamas. I must go, i have just noticed a reflection of sentimentality in the internet cafe perspex.