Pages from the mission safety handbook

When Swimming at the local pool, it is highly advisable to breathe at the right moment. Breathing at the wrong moment can cause intake of water into the lungs. Refrain from smoking cigars. Don't make your salads while swimming as they will get wet and it wont be nice to eat. Swimming while knitting will yield bad results. Imagining sharks in the pool is also not recommended. Taking a wheel barrow full of dirt and wading with it up and down the pool will probably get you kicked out if not banned from returning.